"I win you not read."
Yes, that's what I said, and I spoke it as a complete sentence, with no pause between "win" and "you".
At the time, it made sense in my mind, because I was referring to the fact that I had told my husband *not* to read my blog. He did not read it, so I felt triumphant. I expressed it rather comically, as you can see.
Here are a few more gems from tonight:
"Be careful or I'll hit my brain on the wall!"
"It will splatter everywhere inside my."
After several more verbal fails, I finally just gave a "DO NOT WANT!"
Vader style, naturally.
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